THOU MUST HAVE A VALID TICKET IN HAND

First off, like any event that requires equipment, venue, insurance, portos, lights,
la dee da, et cetera, to run, there is a fee that buys you a ticket to attend, er we mean participate.

BUT WAIT

Let’s pause right there real quick… if you tell anyone who knows better that you are “attending “ a Burn, you will be

considered a true alien and not just someone simulating one.

BURNS ARE ABOUT DOING

The first suggestion we offer is to change your mindset. You will not “attend” a burn, but rather, you do “participate.” Doesn’t that just feel better.

THOU SHALT BECOME A PARTICIPANT, NOT AN ATTENDEE

You are now considering yourself to be (or soon be after you have your ticket in hand) an active participant who purchased, acquired or somehow earned a ticket to participate in this magical Love Burn 2024 Sparkle Galactica. And you will also actively volunteer for the event which is another great way of participating, making new friends and showing off your skill sets while helping everyone.

WHILE WE ARE TALKING SEMANTICS - WORDS MATTER

Love Burn is NOT a festival. Don’t call it that. You will ruffle the feathers of the veteran Burnalien who is ready to teach a young Burnalien a thing or two about semantics and the vast differences between a Burn and a festival. Got 20 minutes to read about it now? Nah, we didn’t think so. Just call it a burn, an event, a community gathering, the most amazing experience in the galaxy, or even a social experiment.

IF YOU FAIL TO PLAN, YOU PLAN TO FAIL

Do NOT expect to show up the week of the event and get a ticket at the gate. That does not happen. You will be turned away and told that we look forward to seeing you next year. Seriously, that is exactly what we tell the unprepared Burnalien who shows up without a ticket.

Refunds? Absolutely No Way - Don’t Even Ask

A fool asks a question that he already knows the answer to and expects a different response. But alas, there are not, will not and will never be…refunds. Don’t even ask. There are No Refunds. Repeat, there are No Refunds.

BUT THE UNIVERSE IS MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO PARTICIPATE

Sometimes, the universe says that there is no way to participate in the Love Burn. It has sadly happened to others and could happen to you. How do you deal with it if the ticket is not refundable? Finally, a great question. We have been waiting for one of those from you. Your amazing, magical, nearly impossible to get Love Burn ticket is Transferrable!

How do I TRANSFER My Ticket?

Ticket transfers are easy. They are processed through an official ticket transfer company that has processed ticket transfers for events all over the world. This is the only path to safely transfer your ticket to another amazing participant.
The link will be on your ticket so don’t ask how here. You are here to buy a ticket not transfer one cause life throws a sour lemon in your plans the week before the event.

What About The PANDEMIC?

The world has been in a chaotic state for so long that we mask up if we choose and don’t if we want, unless you live somewhere other than Florida. In addition, the universe is being tossed around by a silly monkey who keeps us on our guard. So pandemic, pox or some crazy new funk that appears, we will be following those aliens at the CDC for guidance and regulations, however outlandish they may seem.

Bring PROOF of Who You Are

Once you finally have your ticket in hand and arrive at the gate to get in, you and your fellow compatriots will need to present a legal form of identification that states each astronaut or Burnalien’s legal name matching their signed waiver.

YOUR PLEDGE to Be Responsible for You

We are not babysitters. Neither are you. Each of us makes a personal choice to walk, meander, curtsy, roll, dance or crawl through the gates and accepts that all experiences, necessities, medicines, food, water, clothing, shelter, accidents, altercations, sunburns, dance moves, twerks, animal encounters, bug bites, fender benders, headaches, orgasms, and actions that arise are the responsibility of the individual and not the event.

Thou Shalt Always Get CONSENT

What is consent? Before any action that involves another person, there is a moment where consent is requested. Whether you are offering a cup or tea or a booty call, you must ask for and get consent before pouring that cup of tea, taking a picture or tapping that you know what.

NO MEANS NO

If you don’t know, you must assume the other party did not give consent. If they say no, it means no. If they say maybe, it means no. If they say nothing or stay quiet, it means no. If they are asleep, it means no. If they say yes and then change their mind, it means no. If they are too drunk or out of it to answer you in their clear mind, it means no.

Stay with me here, so when is a YES A YES?

If you ask for consent, and they say yes and mean it, then it is a yes. And you must get a yes every time. Never assume that because they wanted that cup of tea an hour ago, means they want another cup of tea now. Always ask first.

Thou Shalt Sign A WAIVER Accepting Responsibility for Thine Actions

Speaking of yeses. If you decide to participate in the Love Burn, you are giving us consent that you willingly will sign a long and detailed waiver written in relatively simple but extremely boring legalese.

What Happens If You Do Not Consent

If you decline or refuse to turn in a properly signed waiver, you waive your right to participate. In other words, you said no and no means no. If you do not consent, you cannot enter the event. Your ticket will not be refunded. See the section above about no refunds and transferring tickets.